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We are now running super fast.  The firewall is 100% fixed and operational we are experiencing 70 mbps.

Thanks for all the emails and support getting this fixed. I could not have done it without the technical help from David Marks, Micheal Gurevich, Raphael Karunditu, Kevin Owyang and  Angela Von Buelow.

cheers

Wayne —-> click here to visit Image DEPOSIT ———- > visit OperationBallFinder.INFO this is produced by Kevin Owyang for imageDeposit.  Big Thanks to Kevin for all his hard work.

1040PM update, see the chart.

I’m working on a stealth project for Image Deposit and I in my search for the person that would help me translator what I’m building for the world and future generations.  I hired Kevin Owyang, out of the people I interviewed Kevin on paper seemed like the best choice and it was.  Because on paper is what I’m hiring to help me with.  I’m a geek, not a poet or a novel writer, look at me,  know as I try too write this, I’m at a loss for what you call a person who’s profession it is to write?  Journalist? that’s probably it.  The point I’m making is that writing is not my highest skill set,  and something this important is better let to professionals.  That’s why, I’m so please with the talent that exudes from the fingertips of Mr. Owyang.  My goal was to post my need on O’desk and then hope somebody would somehow understand what I was trying to do and help out.  Kevin and I spoke for about an hour with a few followups, and a short while later the draft arrived early.  The draft was so good It is now my working document, which in fact is my Executive Summary for ImageDeposit.  I would love to be funded or get an Entrepreneur in residence at Sequoia. Imagedeposit is going to be the one of the home run VC investments of 2009 or there biggest missed opportunity.  And It would not have been possible without Kevin’s help.

I Wayne Lambright can be contacted at 415-750-1921 : noon to five pacific time for normal stuff.  VCs I’ll honor you and the blessing of the opportunity to present my opportunity.  Please disregard my name calling, you’re in an elite class of risk taker, a vc with confident partners, feel free to wake me up 24/7/365, see if I can be in your office in the time it takes to drive from the Preside San Francisco to your office, have the hardest questions you have ready, I am.

Sand hill road! I could make it there in 80 minutes, or your welcome to visit my office.  Please have out the checkbook, you say how much per money, I say a number. you say a number we say OK.   And when I say I’ll be in your office. I will drive across the USA if you’ll write a guaranteed check for at least 25K in note money for the first round from a top tier vc, I have worked too long on this to fuck it up with some novice vcs like the ones you read on the funded or Techcrunch.  the numbers to date so far DEC 2008.  95,000 users 60% bay area on purpose.  870,000 people a day see an image from ImageDeposit and 80% are stamped.  I’m can prove a business model that is logarithmic and it is now making a nine x roi. I think this can improve over time as bandwidth and hardware decrease.  and last but not lease this number is thirty million, 30,000,000 CPM POOL does this get your fucking attention?  it should, VC’s please wake the fuck up, i’ll say it again.  VC’s please wake the fuck up and just give me some money, put a person on my team to install the training wheels and watch over until satisfied or just hope in and drive.  This rocket is going into orbit.  I only need on vc, and fuck all.  I deserve it and the first guy will look like a hero and the other that passed will add it to there we should of invested page If you fund me I promise to stop saying fuck, but I’ll say the words  fuck, VC, pussy and no balls until I get my investment.

To my 95,000 customers at ImageDeposit.com

I have not lost my mind “131 in fact” and a 9.4 I’m just trying my hardest possible to give you the more features and service you keep paying me money for. I have not taken the time to say thank you, but I rely on you subscriptions 100% for my livlyhood now, I do not eat out and since april I make almost 95% of my food from scratch to save money on food. I do not have healthcare to save money.  I have not had it since 2002  I have also avoided a cell phone bill since 2002 and save the 600 a year which is now about 3300 bucks.  I am ready to have a cell phone and with any type of funding I’ll buy what my investore want me to use so we can always talk 365-24-7.  SO I CAN BRING YOU MY PAYING CUSTOEMRS more features and offer this service to the world at large and not just craigslist.

So what happened.  The economy has cluster fucked so bad that everybody and there uncle are selling there stuff.  My bank since 1988 has stopped loaning me money and I only borrowed 30k and I”m 100% in all payment in the last 10 years. I have a 730 credit.  I don’t spend money so much and buy used everything except “underwhere and shocks” but I have and own many used thousand & multi $$$$ dollar suits that i got for 100 or less on each on ebay, that’s a first public statement on that, let it be know I where used Ferrari’s I buy for 1% of the price and put the money I save into imagedeposit.  I buy used previously ultra expensive clothing because I don’t want people to think I’m poor. I’m now over being poor,  I was born poor, let it be know.  In high school when I lived in Washington with my dad who was poor, I went from a nice middle class life in so cal to a low degree of poverty, foodstamps, free butter, milk and cheese, 42 degree at night inside, sleeping in a sleeping bag for two years, milked one cow twice a day, six goats, cared for up to four cow’s, six pigs, shitloads chickens and two horses and six pure bread German Sheppard’s that we use to sell for money, I had a worm business when I was 11 on the only road to the lake, I also cut firewood and helped my dad sell it and have personally  fell over twenty standing dead trees over 30″ base trees when I was a kid of 13 with a still 28″ bar 2cycle stihl saw.  So I’m frugal and creative and I get fucking ridiculed for it by rich people for it.  And I’m having to resort to FUCKING shameless promotion to try to bring you the feature you send me money for every day.  Its a fucking joke.   Jack off vcs, drink there 12, dollar cocktails, never going to to hit a home run again telling stories of the good old days, should wake up.    When you read this blog post in the future wondering what the fuck just happened to your success over the last two years, its because you quit being honest with people and the worst thing is that in all your lying you lied to your family.  And it gets even worse then that, whats worse then lying to your family and your friends, its the person who lies to themselves.  When you tell them goodbye in the morning and your wife tells you go to work and be a rock stall billionaire and when you come home you tell her stories of stupid ideas that will never work.  if that’s you.  Quit today, your useless in 2009, guy’s like me will eat  your vc’s funded start ups  lunch.  Turst me if you fund a less motivated ced/founder, i’ll pick my business teeth with him.  I bring it, and I bring it on behalf of my paying customers and the community of 95,000 people that trust Wayne lambright.  I could not do it without them.   And if you don’t fund me they probably will.  I’ll wait untill next week before I ask 95,000 people for help.  if you do want to send a give of money to help me out send money via paypal to Wayne@imageDeposit.com

Peace.

Wayne Lambright